Cut Demotivational Poster
RITE OF PASSAGE -
EMO AND NERD - Can it get any worse? Here's you D.I.Y guide
MORTICIA ADDAMS -
JAY CUTLER - Meet Clay Matthews
WHY - Spiders will never be called "Cute."
COSPLAY - And you thought it was gross. Look how adorable this is!
HELLO BAPHOMET - Who says Satanists can't be cute and cuddly ?
CUTENESS - There is no such thing as too much
BATTLE PLAN - You flank from the left... I'll grab the cookies.
I AM HERE - For the rodeo.
PLEASE SIR - Think of the children
MY KIND OF WOMAN! - I wish they all thought like this! She has her priorities in order!
UNTIL YOU -
MUNCHING. - Because 'OM NOM NOM NOM' just wasn't good enough.
I'MA KILLER - and i'm coming for you Mr. Vick
JUSTICE LEAGUE OF ANIME - Someday, fanboys! Someday!
CUTBACKS - It happens to everyone.
CUTE THINGS. . . - . . .Never, ever, trust them.
EPIC WIN -
VLADIMIR PUTIN - Gets All The Cute Blonde Russian Chicks
PLANNING AHEAD - Hey, let's cut the roof off our car so we can haul the motorcycle around when it's too wet to ride.
EVEN THE BEST SECURITY SYSTEM - Only functions when it is activated
AWWW - he just wants a hug
COOKING AVOIDANCE -
THE LAST JOKE -
KITTENS & HEARTS -
TAKE A BREAK - Have a kit-kat
BE MISERABLE OR MOTIVATE YOURSELF - Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice.
LUNCH MONEY - COUGH IT UP! C'mon cry-baby Cough it up! You gonna cry li'l girl CRY! CRY! CRY!
FAIL EMOS -
LIES... - Cut the Heart But secrets scar the Soul
CUTTING CORNERS - Doing so only creates more corners.
CUTE INSANE BUNNY - innocent till proven guilty
3RD CLASS - When this seat is all you could afford.
ERROR - Excessive cuteness causing system to fail
16,600,000? - Cutest Ever? There Can Be Only ONE!
BUDGET CUTS - even death is affected.
REVERSE PLUMBERS CRACK - Still just as awkward to look at as Standard Plumbers Crack
EPIC BATTLE OVER CUTENESS - Pick your favorite.
CUTENESS - Anything becomes ten times cuter with a jigglypuff.
COURAGE - Because Bowl Cuts on men havnt been in since the Middle Ages.
DUCKFACE - Who's really looking anyway?
LET'S TRY AGAIN. - That is reverse cowgirl. I said get on it like we do cowgirl. Oh forget it. Make me a sammich.
NATURAL SELECTION - The universe tends to fix its own mistakes. Let mother nature take her course.
GET TO THE BACK -
BEING CUTE - Doesn't always work...
ISN'T IT FUNNY.... -
MANATEES - Now we know who the real terrorists are
ROLLIN - They see me rollin they haten
FATE? - Sometimes it feels like Life puts us too far apart just so it can take a pretty picture
CELEBRITY TWINS - Reality is always STRANGER than Fiction. It's pretty sad when a MUPPET looks Better than you...ugly bastard!
BABY SITTING - Must not eat the babies!God I hope this doesn't end up on the internet...the guys will never let it down
WESLEY CRUSHER 2.0 - Now cuter... and more female
LITTLE DOG - He laughs at your pain.
STAY BACK - I KNOW KUNG FU
BUNNIES - A cute, adorable pet AND a delicious alternative to chicken? Mummy, I want one of those!
KITTY EXECUTIONS - You've had your final cigarette. Any last words?
SILENCE OF THE LAMBS - The cute adorable version
CUTE? - "Help!! The cuteness is smothering me!" Don't do it! The moment he's out, he'll slash of your phallus!
BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA - If the Scout Master touches my virginity I will cut him!
TAKE NOTES - This is the proper way to cut yourselves.
RAWR - I will eat your face off when you sleep
AMERICAN JUSTICE - It puts you to bed when you are naughty
PENGUINS - They can steal your soul and take you under their control. Watch out for them... especially the small ones.
ICHIGO - Punk+Soul Reaper+Funny+Awesome=Ichigo
CUTE CRAB MY ASS - Just wait until you wake up with a crotch full of him and his little friends ...
TOOTH FAIRY -
PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT - Even Lorena Bobbitt Knew That
QUIET - If I don't move, maybe they won't see me.
SCHOOL BUS - "Don't worry mama, your kids will be safe."
ZOMBIES - IF THEY ARE THAT CUTE I WANT TO SUCCUMB IN THE APOCALYPSE
BROTHERHOOD OF MAN -
INTERNET DATING TIPS #2 -
NARWAL HAIKU -
SPOCK TELLING ON SULU -
KITTY PORN -
SEALS - They arent all cute and cudly
IT MAY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE HUGGING - And you may think it's cute; but actually, they're about to rip each other's heads off.
MEAN GIRLS -
WASN'T ME MAN -
HELL O KITTY -
SO CUTE IT MAKES YOU STUPID. - Somethings are so cute they lower you IQ by half.
THIS BABY - Gets all the ladies
CUTENESS - it will get you anything you want
BUDGET CUTS - Ok, now its getting ridiculous
Budget Cuts -
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