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Cut Demotivational Poster


RITE OF PASSAGE -


TAGS: after youd cut yourself 75 times or so youd figure it out
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

LordKraven - December 22, 2010, 9:47 am
Got BuckKnife when I was 8. Good Ole Days
shawoopa - December 22, 2010, 1:16 am
i have so many scars i cant remember and im only 14. fond memories....
rerun - September 26, 2010, 8:51 pm

I went to a rather rough school back then
CANADA - September 26, 2010, 8:26 pm
I had a girl stick one in my shoulder blade when i was in a fight. That was the one time i considered pummeling a girl
rerun - September 26, 2010, 8:24 pm

I got stabbed with one in a school fight, 5th grade.
CANADA - September 26, 2010, 8:22 pm
cut my little finger off when it folded. Oldest scar i can remember
jameswnash - September 26, 2010, 8:11 pm
Fond memories of when handles were pine, ash or oak not adhesive
5150monkeylove - September 26, 2010, 2:54 pm
I remember multiple "incidents" with this style of knife. mostly when trying to get a blade out after another was opened.
Chompers - September 26, 2010, 2:21 pm
Even I got a knife from my dad, just couldn't tell you the brand. Got it taken away for killing a spider with it.
TheTrashHeap - September 26, 2010, 12:45 pm
Schrade 2.5 inch blade. Almost cut my thumb off Christmas morning about 22-23 years ago.
GreyScorpion - September 26, 2010, 12:30 pm
I shed a tear on this...I got my first from my grandfather when I was 8. still have the scar on my left hand...5+L


EMO AND NERD - Can it get any worse? Here's you D.I.Y guide


TAGS: emo nerd cut suicide
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by culos

Donkasaurus - December 12, 2010, 11:05 pm
street* rather
Donkasaurus - December 12, 2010, 11:04 pm
Not across the sreet but down the road! hahah I like this culos
Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 3:05 pm
But hurt emo detected :D
Faceplant31 - December 12, 2010, 2:59 pm
The irony in your comment makes me smile peett.
peett - December 12, 2010, 2:49 pm
No your a retard, they dont cut themselves for attention they do it because they hate there lives they self-harm so they dont think about there lives
lol - May 3, 2009, 10:32 am
well duh the reason emos cut like that is they want attention not to actually kill themselves cutting that way achieves both
Culos - February 25, 2009, 3:59 pm
I suggest you follow your own advice. You seem to have studied this for a reason
DZ - February 25, 2009, 12:49 pm
Yea, if you are trying kill yourself in that manner then you are doing it all wrong. Step 1: Place knife into wrist, preferably inbetween those veins of yours. Step 2: Drag knife from wrist towards elbow. Step 3: Repeat 1 & 2 until desired effects
SGT P - October 17, 2008, 10:58 pm
Everyone knows cutting like that doesn't do jack sh!t. Come ON! If you're going to do it, do it right. "I wish my lawn were emo so it could cut itself."


MORTICIA ADDAMS -


TAGS: cute creepy chicks retro tv cubby
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

tatespa - February 25, 2011, 9:58 am
Man I LOVED her!!


JAY CUTLER - Meet Clay Matthews




WHY - Spiders will never be called "Cute."


TAGS: spider scary cute hairy big eyes
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by Shyanne

Insaniac - December 31, 2009, 10:26 am
Awwwwwww, adorable.
Zed - December 7, 2009, 2:59 pm
Well, damnit, I think he's cute.
Shyanne - December 7, 2009, 11:56 am
Scary fuck!


COSPLAY - And you thought it was gross. Look how adorable this is!


TAGS: baby babies cosplay cosplaying naruto sasuke cute adorable omfg lulz happyface
Rating: 2.88/5

More motifakes by gravy666

Chris Sutherland - October 1, 2010, 2:10 pm
technically it'd be kunai even more technically, they'd never kill each other
Bartimaeus - February 12, 2010, 5:52 pm
Awww, they're rivals...now someone throw in a knife!


HELLO BAPHOMET - Who says Satanists can't be cute and cuddly ?




CUTENESS - There is no such thing as too much




BATTLE PLAN - You flank from the left... I'll grab the cookies.


TAGS: baby cute planning kids strategy
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by smcculley

LinkFox101113 - January 10, 2012, 10:37 pm
Get tactical, marines!
the1stCOMMI3 - November 24, 2011, 11:25 pm
chances are this will end up in a daycare center
smcculley - November 24, 2011, 9:33 pm
The little girl is actually my daughter. The boy is my cousin's.
Reality Lord - November 24, 2011, 6:05 pm

yo new guy..... niiiiiiiiiiiiiice first poster dude. keep'em coming


I AM HERE - For the rodeo.




CUTENESS -


TAGS: cute dirty mind animal few
Rating: 4.8/5

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Reality Lord - December 15, 2011, 5:48 pm

lolz...nicely done.
gas - December 15, 2011, 3:55 pm
hahahaha.. true story


PLEASE SIR - Think of the children


TAGS: otter cute animals
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by doubet

nicholsjoshua15 - April 25, 2016, 11:24 pm
If human children were that cute I would think of them more often. Really, I would.


MY KIND OF WOMAN! - I wish they all thought like this! She has her priorities in order!


TAGS: cute chick ammo guns sexy
Rating: 4.52/5

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agdaniele - August 31, 2010, 7:05 pm
Needs a conditioning shampoo and a couple cooking classes, methinks. That'll take care of the mortgage, then we can get to reasons for ammo.


UNTIL YOU -


TAGS: jay cutler toughness
Rating: 4.15/5

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Airman - January 25, 2011, 4:13 pm
when he was here in Denver, he joined a countryclub. Showed up in jeans tshirt & cap on backward to play golf. They said ok this one time. Next time he did it, they handed him a check on the first teebox for his $65k membership fee and told him to leave
coldinjected - January 25, 2011, 4:06 pm
I agree Airman. He's tough to like. I find the overwhelming dislike for a par quarterback on an ok Chicago team interesting. The 2nd most hated man in the NFL this year after Favre. Boys are bigger in the NFL than high school Donk. Still not sold friend.
Donkasaurus - January 25, 2011, 3:29 pm
The only tendon in my knees that I didn't tear playing football was the PCL in my right knee. Even in highschool I played with broken fingers and torn ligaments. I'm pretty sure if you're getting paid $10mil/yr you should sac-up and tough it out.
Airman - January 25, 2011, 10:47 am
since I posted it, I better say something. Turns out he has a sprained mcl. The problem with Cutler is not if he was hurt or not.. it is the perception of him. He pouts, he sits by himself, he doesn't care what anyone says about him. He's hard to like.
coldinjected - January 25, 2011, 9:20 am
C'mon Donk. That's not true at all. Cutler suffered a Grade II MCL tear in his left knee. Takes three to four weeks to heal. Bears fans might think they are better off with Grossman or Orton... but they would be wrong.
Donkasaurus - January 24, 2011, 11:39 pm
I knew this one would piss some people off. Real bears fans love this poster...trust me, I know quite a few. Bears are supposed to sac-up and get it done.
Produceman117 - January 24, 2011, 9:05 pm
Karma from their bs week 1 win over Detroit finally caught up to them.
Danoroo - January 24, 2011, 6:50 pm
I got the cramps just watchin
Donkasaurus - January 24, 2011, 2:43 pm
HAHAHAHAHHAHAH! PERFECTION!


MUNCHING. - Because 'OM NOM NOM NOM' just wasn't good enough.


TAGS: hamster om nom nom munching cute carrot
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by Benlulz

rerun - September 5, 2010, 6:01 pm

what? I just goy my latest check yesterday...
Benlulz - September 5, 2010, 1:57 pm
and make them funny too
Benlulz - September 5, 2010, 1:56 pm
Naw.. i just ment that some of you guys are professionals, and can create posters very easily
ICEMAN - September 5, 2010, 1:23 pm
Pro Motifakers? We get paid for this???
rerun - September 5, 2010, 11:31 am

you are doing fine, remember quality over quantity
Benlulz - September 5, 2010, 11:30 am
Yeah well.. its one of my first so ... i still gotta learn alot from the pro motifakers.
whatukno - September 5, 2010, 10:02 am
I would have went with a blow job/gerbil anal reference, but that's just me.


I'MA KILLER - and i'm coming for you Mr. Vick




PSYCHIATRY -


TAGS: cute animal listen to me
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by caveman

tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 10:49 am
At least with this guy, you KNOW he thinks you're nuts.
tellitlikeitis - February 21, 2012, 9:27 pm
So cute.


JUSTICE LEAGUE OF ANIME - Someday, fanboys! Someday!


TAGS: goku sailor moon dragonball lupin harlock astro boy cutie cutey honey
Rating: 2.57/5

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Woodywood03a - August 6, 2009, 12:37 am
It is Cutie honey. She is hot on Manga too.
uh... lets see - July 28, 2009, 5:31 pm
starting from the left: don't know, guy from Cyborg 009 (009 probably), don't know, Goku, Lupin, Astro boy, Sailor shits. who are the two I'm missing?


CUTBACKS - It happens to everyone.




CUTE THINGS. . . - . . .Never, ever, trust them.




EPIC WIN -


TAGS: mini giraffe tiny cute cubby
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

ICEMAN - March 27, 2011, 2:57 am
Heh, heh. That comment should go on a poster, Aggy.
Cubbybear - March 26, 2011, 9:59 pm
A tribute to those directTV ads
agdaniele - March 26, 2011, 9:49 pm
Amsome! Finally, no longer would I have to trim my bonsai trees!


VLADIMIR PUTIN - Gets All The Cute Blonde Russian Chicks


TAGS: putin chick vladimir russian cute
Rating: 4.5/5

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suzieq - January 27, 2012, 10:11 pm
I bet he gets all the russian blue pu55y too :)


PLANNING AHEAD - Hey, let's cut the roof off our car so we can haul the motorcycle around when it's too wet to ride.




EVEN THE BEST SECURITY SYSTEM - Only functions when it is activated




AWWW - he just wants a hug




COOKING AVOIDANCE -


TAGS: melted cutting board humor
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - March 5, 2012, 12:05 pm

LOL!~
krazyivanthedivine - March 5, 2012, 12:01 pm
I ought to try this.


HERO'S -


TAGS: cute kids hero reward
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Rick69 - March 11, 2012, 9:14 am
This, here, is good. . . really very good. . .


THE LAST JOKE -


TAGS: electricution prank joke execution death
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

ughomer - January 22, 2013, 1:38 pm
That hits the mark!
GaryO - January 21, 2013, 8:49 pm
HAH!


Ownership -


TAGS: cats cute
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by demon001

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 3:23 pm
"This is my bowl, and anything in it is my food to eat. You're now in my bowl. Do you understand?"


KITTENS & HEARTS -


TAGS: cute cubby
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Neener - October 17, 2010, 4:40 pm
Cubby I love this one!
spacedog - September 8, 2010, 5:15 pm
LMAO! 5 big carnivores.
Reality Lord - September 8, 2010, 7:35 am

awwwww my god. brutal. love it!!! 5beating hearts
forseti - September 8, 2010, 5:31 am
5 aaaawwwwwws
Kidkiller - September 8, 2010, 5:27 am
They are staring at my dinner! :(


TAKE A BREAK - Have a kit-kat




BEGGING -


TAGS: cat begging cute wytch
Rating: 3.6/5

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Thedge - September 18, 2014, 12:22 pm
When it comes to cats, I always say yes. To my Alsation Wolf Dog. Nice image. 5 meows.


BE MISERABLE OR MOTIVATE YOURSELF - Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice.


TAGS: cute girl
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by gumby61

scorpio1953 - June 21, 2012, 10:40 am
excellent.whiners of the world,take note.
Fentroll - June 21, 2012, 12:38 am
very nice. I like this quite a bit.


LUNCH MONEY - COUGH IT UP! C'mon cry-baby Cough it up! You gonna cry li'l girl CRY! CRY! CRY!




FAIL EMOS -


TAGS: fail emos ketchup emo cut cutting
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by ItalianJester92

Cardinal - December 4, 2009, 8:57 am
just registered, first comment :) and he double fails, knife is backwards!


LIES... - Cut the Heart But secrets scar the Soul




CUTTING CORNERS - Doing so only creates more corners.


TAGS: paper scissors rock cutting corners
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 3, 2013, 11:34 pm
Oooooh, I see what you did there :-D
joe3658 - July 3, 2013, 10:52 am
Depending on your angle, if you cut corners you go from being right to being obtuse.
GaryO - April 5, 2013, 8:28 am
Man, I’m gonna use this for our production group. Great visual! (for once I’m serious in the comment dept) ‘stealthier corners’…now that’s funny.
Iconoclast - April 5, 2013, 1:12 am
You just need to know the angles.
EmilioDumphque - April 4, 2013, 9:19 pm
But they're stealthier corners.


CUTE INSANE BUNNY - innocent till proven guilty




3RD CLASS - When this seat is all you could afford.




ERROR - Excessive cuteness causing system to fail




16,600,000? - Cutest Ever? There Can Be Only ONE!




BUDGET CUTS - even death is affected.


TAGS: death budget cuts
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by enterthejoker

internetninjaII - July 26, 2011, 11:30 am
what he said
rerun - July 26, 2011, 3:24 am

nice


REVERSE PLUMBERS CRACK - Still just as awkward to look at as Standard Plumbers Crack


TAGS: daisy dukes shorts cut offs denim butt crack legs
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by hootizz

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:46 pm
Oh god... I would have totally been fooled if I'd only seen the bottom half of this pic. Why you showed it to us all at once instead of trolling us I have no idea.
hootizz - June 6, 2010, 8:31 pm
hahah...!! I know what ya mean.., it is pretty damn sick.., but it was SCREAMING out to be Motifaked...!!
Derek - June 6, 2010, 6:08 pm
Urgh... maybe a bit more


BOARDROOM -


TAGS: office management meeting executive
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Sean - April 27, 2011, 10:28 pm
I miss aggy. It's no fun trying to piss him off when all I get are his tumbleweeds of apathy and his cricket chorus of indifference.
Sean - April 12, 2011, 4:58 pm
But why isn't ANYONE talking about the elephant in the room?
Sean - April 12, 2011, 3:25 pm
Great.
Trolanator - March 31, 2011, 12:23 am
LOL oviously they have nothing to do
Airman - March 29, 2011, 4:23 pm
I just left a meeting.. wish I had printed this out before I went in
CaptainBaked - March 29, 2011, 3:49 pm
Aggy.. you are on some other kind of streak here! Spectacular...
agdaniele - March 29, 2011, 9:17 am
Again... thank you, sir.
Derek - March 29, 2011, 6:29 am
Fantastic


666 -


TAGS: beast demons hawties cute cubby
Rating: 4.5/5

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HammerofHeeb - November 15, 2010, 10:23 am
If this is how the apocalypse comes down on us, and these end up being zombies, I am screwed. And undead. FML...Thanks for the public service announcement.
agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 2:59 am
Just like the devil's minions cubby.... you can't have 'em!
ICEMAN - November 14, 2010, 11:19 pm
Only the devil uses the word " awoken". Or those that rule the chickfake. ;)


EPIC BATTLE OVER CUTENESS - Pick your favorite.


TAGS: cute kitties
Rating: 3.27/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:50 pm
Which one urinates toxic chemicals that can kill me, comes for petting and then claws a bleeding strip off my arm to let me know when she's done, and wakes me up 20 mins before my alarm by standing directly on my bladder?


CUTENESS - Anything becomes ten times cuter with a jigglypuff.


TAGS: cute katawa shoujo jigglypuff
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by nerdlinger

Cubbybear - May 4, 2010, 10:36 am
Only if a Jigglypuff in in a bikini top
wampyre - May 4, 2010, 9:20 am
5L cause I'm not hatin'
wampyre - May 4, 2010, 9:17 am
ahh jigglypuff. always wanted to see him go up against mewtwo.
forseti - May 3, 2010, 5:41 am
sfw?!? it's an anime girl with a pokemon. it's not demotivational and for me it's not even funny. sorry ;)
nerdlinger - May 3, 2010, 5:38 am
Forsetti: Character is from the American Visual Novel Katawa Shoujou name: Misha, a crippled girl
forseti - May 3, 2010, 5:25 am
even anime becomes ten times unnecessarily with pokemons...


COURAGE - Because Bowl Cuts on men havnt been in since the Middle Ages.


TAGS: bowl cut middle ages haircut
Rating: 2.15/5

More motifakes by Xopster

Xopster - November 30, 2009, 6:22 pm
metrosexual!
Derek - November 30, 2009, 5:57 pm
Style leader!


DUCKFACE - Who's really looking anyway?


TAGS: duckface girl hot cute blonde
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by mdr80

Coombsy007 - March 15, 2012, 12:25 pm
face?
dudeishehot - March 5, 2012, 2:33 pm
I'm sorry, all I heard was post-op, and that indicates free game, but regardless you ruined the FAP. Well played, sir.
MashiMashi - March 3, 2012, 5:08 pm
The only person who would wear that dress with those undies is a post-op transexual......I dunno maybe not true, but I just ruined your FAP truedat truedat
MashiMashi - March 3, 2012, 5:07 pm
quack quack ninja cat
GaryO - March 1, 2012, 8:13 am
Ladiethz ladiethz, no comment on the faux Gucci?
mariand - March 1, 2012, 4:36 am
as usual, we spy only the forbiden places...
HallieMarie - March 1, 2012, 3:28 am
Do I spy green undies??
mariand - February 29, 2012, 4:04 pm
yeah, right...what face?


LET'S TRY AGAIN. - That is reverse cowgirl. I said get on it like we do cowgirl. Oh forget it. Make me a sammich.


TAGS: cute
Rating: 3.17/5

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NATURAL SELECTION - The universe tends to fix its own mistakes. Let mother nature take her course.


TAGS: emo suicide cut
Rating: 2.39/5

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mtnman867 - June 3, 2011, 9:21 pm
Probably because we're running out of cemetery space?
Chron139 - July 25, 2009, 1:16 am
Remind me again why we blow money on campaigns telling these losers "Don't Do It!"
That Guy - April 18, 2009, 7:24 pm
Seriously though. Who would stop him? One less weirdo on the planet. CUT KID. CUT!!!
Daly - January 6, 2009, 11:05 pm
he's also going across the block, not down the street. Listen to Rippy the Razor, kids!! Do it RIGHT next time!
energy - November 22, 2008, 4:03 pm
both sides are plastic
Porcelina - November 22, 2008, 3:57 pm
No, one side is serrated and the other is an actual blade
Classy - November 22, 2008, 10:44 am
He's got the dull side down, the pussy.
Sgt. Scruffy - October 15, 2008, 3:15 pm
One less worthless goth freak to infect my air.


GET TO THE BACK -




BEING CUTE - Doesn't always work...




ISN'T IT FUNNY.... -


TAGS: kids cute military nobombs notterrorists
Rating: 4.44/5

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greenejc - June 5, 2013, 10:11 am
Japan actually started it by invading Korea in 1910 and China in the '30s. We antagonized them by not selling them war materials such as steel, not by being politically mean to them. They shot our scrap metal back at us.
Hawamleh - June 28, 2011, 3:31 pm
We just want our homes man.
monkbiker - June 28, 2011, 8:45 am
We didn't start anything with the muslims. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Barbary_War
Peso - June 28, 2011, 7:08 am
Now that's a first for me. Are you implying that we did something to provoke Japan into attacking Pearl Harbor???
RonE - June 28, 2011, 3:49 am
Not to stir the puddin' or anything but just because we don't start it by physically throwing the first punch doesn't mean the US did not start it. History shows us that we start a lot of this political decisions. Japan in WWII is an excellent example.
WTFO - June 28, 2011, 1:51 am
We don't start it, RL. With the possible exception of Libya.
Reality Lord - June 27, 2011, 7:26 pm

...or have to deal with invading forces :)


MANATEES - Now we know who the real terrorists are


TAGS: manatees terrorism cute fluffy
Rating: 2.61/5

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me4891 - January 12, 2010, 4:23 pm
Awesome!


ROLLIN - They see me rollin they haten


TAGS: rollin cute dog blademasterv ect
Rating: 1.96/5

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aPauling - September 8, 2008, 3:09 pm
They see me repeating, they hate'n
Laura - September 6, 2008, 7:08 pm
Pekingese are my favorite dog.


FATE? - Sometimes it feels like Life puts us too far apart just so it can take a pretty picture




CELEBRITY TWINS - Reality is always STRANGER than Fiction. It's pretty sad when a MUPPET looks Better than you...ugly bastard!


TAGS: muppets cute celebrity ugly cubby
Rating: 4.36/5

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jameswnash - September 20, 2010, 10:56 pm
Was thinking sally struthers for Miss piggy, I don't know why


FORGIVENESS -




BABY SITTING - Must not eat the babies!God I hope this doesn't end up on the internet...the guys will never let it down


TAGS: cat mice cute lazy ass
Rating: 4.18/5

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forseti - April 7, 2010, 3:37 am
lol


WESLEY CRUSHER 2.0 - Now cuter... and more female


TAGS: star trek funny cute
Rating: 3.75/5

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javalord32 - October 20, 2010, 3:10 pm
i think you mean less female
rerun - April 12, 2010, 8:45 pm

I got wesley crusher robot chicken. google dude smoke the best stuff
thatonechick - April 12, 2010, 8:34 pm
I got "wesley crusher die die die," which is kinda extreme. :S
NightWatcher - April 4, 2010, 7:56 pm
well thank you
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 7:56 pm
LOL - even if it wasn't a character, it stands as funny just from the caption.
Produceman117 - April 4, 2010, 7:54 pm
As I have no idea who this is, I Googled her and I got the autocompletion "Somebody's jealous"
NightWatcher - April 4, 2010, 7:53 pm
You're not joking
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 7:51 pm
(and it wasn't easy to find someone more effeminate)
NightWatcher - April 4, 2010, 7:49 pm
It's Naomi Wildman from Star Trek Voyager.
Signe - April 4, 2010, 7:04 pm
As I have no idea who this is, I googled her and I got the autocomplection "Wesley Crusher Annoying"
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 4:07 pm
Exactly, night. Hang in there. You're getting it.
NightWatcher - April 4, 2010, 4:05 pm
I do. I guess it's just trial and error.
GreyScorpion - April 4, 2010, 4:04 pm
nicejob NightWatcher, don't you feel better about this than the first 2 you tried to fly? 5L
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:55 pm
Well done! To me, Wesley Crusher was always the Scrappy Doo of Star Trek.


LITTLE DOG - He laughs at your pain.




STAY BACK - I KNOW KUNG FU


TAGS: hamster kungfu cute
Rating: 3.5/5

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demon001 - December 25, 2014, 2:59 pm
and two other Chinese words!
RonE - August 14, 2011, 11:59 am
Morpheus ~ "Show Me."


BUNNIES - A cute, adorable pet AND a delicious alternative to chicken? Mummy, I want one of those!




KITTY EXECUTIONS - You've had your final cigarette. Any last words?




SILENCE OF THE LAMBS - The cute adorable version


TAGS: cute funny
Rating: 2.69/5

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CUTE? - "Help!! The cuteness is smothering me!" Don't do it! The moment he's out, he'll slash of your phallus!




BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA - If the Scout Master touches my virginity I will cut him!


TAGS: boy scout touch virginity cut
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - January 28, 2012, 12:01 am
The real Canteen Boy...
mariand - January 27, 2012, 6:14 am
lol


TAKE NOTES - This is the proper way to cut yourselves.




RAWR - I will eat your face off when you sleep




AMERICAN JUSTICE - It puts you to bed when you are naughty


TAGS: electric chair execution prison death murder death penalty lethal
Rating: 1.17/5

More motifakes by lethal injection guy

HAHA - August 9, 2009, 1:46 pm
Screw leaving them in prison for life. You pay for that shit. Light up the chair let them feel like there victims did if only for a couple of mins.
LOLOLOL - April 24, 2009, 8:37 pm
Actually the death sentince is alot easier on criminals than life because a life sentince is torture 4 them therefor, we should ban death sentince to watch em suffer though their jail lives (im not actually a cruel person but its true)
Fatty - February 4, 2009, 3:24 pm
ZINNNGGG!!!!
LogicDude - February 4, 2009, 3:22 pm
Speak of the devil...
Scorpio7 - February 4, 2009, 3:00 pm
Admin should NOT ban him. They should LETHALLY INJECT him.
jt - November 3, 2008, 9:05 am
Stop rigging the vote. This is NOT a top rated motifake. Admin should ban you.
Lethal Injection Guy - October 5, 2008, 7:27 am
I'm only the electric chair guy if you committed your crime before 1998, otherwise i'm the lethal injection guy
Charles - October 4, 2008, 6:50 pm
Sometimes it's fun to goto bed when you are naughty! Is this EC Guy?


PENGUINS - They can steal your soul and take you under their control. Watch out for them... especially the small ones.


TAGS: penguins control cute
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Finchy123

Finchy123 - August 25, 2012, 11:29 pm
Wow this actually got 5LS? Well, OH NO I'M WATCHING A PENGUIN DOCUMENTARY!!


ICHIGO - Punk+Soul Reaper+Funny+Awesome=Ichigo


TAGS: ichigo bleach funny cute soul reaper
Rating: 2.03/5

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forseti - May 25, 2010, 5:27 am
LOL @ GS....
Faceplant31 - May 24, 2010, 2:12 pm
@ TOC - You mean in the rear, right?
GreyScorpion - May 24, 2010, 2:07 pm
lame + gay + TOC comment=1L
thatonechick - May 24, 2010, 2:04 pm
Ichigo's not too bad... he just gets stabbed a lot.
MissRed - May 24, 2010, 12:12 pm
1L=Ichigo=Fail+Fag+Lame*Epic Fail=Ichigo^2/Try harder
MO - May 24, 2010, 12:06 pm
I'll second that from the Faceman! 1L
Faceplant31 - May 24, 2010, 11:48 am
Lame+Gay+Really Gay+Super Lame=1L!
Bartimaeus - May 22, 2010, 12:48 pm
Bleach fan. Therefore, it would quite unfair for me to judge this author, when my motives are so thoroughly compromised. For you see, I am a fan of anime posters. BUT to survive, they must be accessable to moti-public at large.)
Bartimaeus - May 22, 2010, 12:46 pm
This is the reason they tell me not to do anime posters. Few get the joke, and you'll only get fives from guys like me. (NOTE: I said guys "like" me. Not me. I abstain from voting, as I am conflicting between my obligation as motifake member and that of a
deadraisin - May 22, 2010, 12:06 pm
I don't know who Ichigo is but that crotch bow of his looks like a couple of testes.


CUTE CRAB MY ASS - Just wait until you wake up with a crotch full of him and his little friends ...




TOOTH FAIRY -


TAGS: tooth fairy cut cheek face scar teeth toothfairy
Rating: 3.62/5

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SgtRock - March 14, 2010, 1:50 pm
OUCH.... Poor Little Girl


PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT - Even Lorena Bobbitt Knew That


TAGS: practice wenies funny cut
Rating: 2.38/5

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canadian - March 9, 2009, 5:25 pm
hey now the one on the right is canadian.. acoording to south park of course
Dustin Marthington - September 19, 2008, 12:47 pm
the torture one w/ the eggs was better.


QUIET - If I don't move, maybe they won't see me.


TAGS: cute something animal funny
Rating: 2.11/5

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440wakeup - August 4, 2011, 11:27 pm
should be wont eat me


SCHOOL BUS - "Don't worry mama, your kids will be safe."




ZOMBIES - IF THEY ARE THAT CUTE I WANT TO SUCCUMB IN THE APOCALYPSE


TAGS: apocalypse zombie cute
Rating: 1.2/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 10:17 pm
Yeah, you're right....the open sores just reminded me of her.
Kung-Fu Devil - July 18, 2010, 7:38 pm
Too chunky to be Amy, I'd say.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:20 pm
Ya think? I see her more as an Amy Winehouse..
Kung-Fu Devil - July 18, 2010, 2:53 pm
She looks like Charlotte Church.
almarpa - July 18, 2010, 12:57 pm
Haha! That is a good one!
Kspace - July 18, 2010, 12:53 pm
She's cute, but I hear she gives lousy head.


500! -


TAGS: cut feeling paper awesome
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 20, 2014, 9:19 pm
I under5tand, Sho. I understand... to an alarming degree.
Sho - February 20, 2014, 6:47 pm
It certainly does. But how sweet would it be to feel all the pain at once then, never again
MissPriss - February 20, 2014, 5:23 pm
Yes master...I understand 5L too well. But does paper cuts count? Don't you like the feeling and wish...oh never mind.
Sho - February 20, 2014, 9:23 am
Thank you :)
GaryO - February 20, 2014, 8:45 am
...aaand congrats on your five hundredth poster!
GaryO - February 20, 2014, 8:43 am
Geeesus, Sho, you have somehow gone from just plain scary to a (shiver) revulsed/petrified combo thing…….more please
ughomer - February 20, 2014, 8:10 am
Count me in, Sho! 5L


BROTHERHOOD OF MAN -


TAGS: traffic line cutters
Rating: 4.97/5

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concern3 - June 21, 2015, 5:44 am
Definitely one of my major peeve
Zetmonk - March 12, 2012, 6:50 am
Oh well done, that is truly something that can make my entire day!


INTERNET DATING TIPS #2 -


TAGS: crazy shit behind cute smile
Rating: 4.87/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:11 pm
Holy 5*it, that's awesome!
the1stCOMMI3 - December 28, 2011, 6:01 pm
when you see it, you'll shi- ...oop, too late
KoU - December 28, 2011, 2:21 pm
Ahahaaha the dog is nice xD
mariand - December 28, 2011, 12:02 pm
yup...amsome
maoworks2 - December 28, 2011, 9:28 am
When I First Looked At The Pic I Did't See The Dog, Your Right Cropping !


NARWAL HAIKU -


TAGS: shes still cute ilike horny chicks
Rating: 4.57/5

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niz - May 24, 2012, 1:08 pm
Makes me think of that narwhals song.. "just don't let them touch your balls"
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 1:17 am
Brilliant.


SPOCK TELLING ON SULU -




KITTY PORN -




SEALS - They arent all cute and cudly


TAGS: cute
Rating: 2.8/5

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super duper - April 30, 2009, 4:56 am
Spelling: Because morons can't spell cuddly.
Hector - April 3, 2009, 3:28 pm
Culos's mom is going to get those esquimeaux pies.
Auda - January 4, 2009, 1:22 am
I'm going to assume you are talking about the woman, even though it is much more entertaining to believe you want a rabid seal to suck you off. (sic)
a;sdfj - November 27, 2008, 3:43 pm
I want to feel those messed up teeth on my cock.


IT MAY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE HUGGING - And you may think it's cute; but actually, they're about to rip each other's heads off.




MEAN GIRLS -


TAGS: bossy cute dangerous cubby
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Reycolons619 - January 12, 2011, 11:59 am
all he said was their names but it seems like someone has some sand in his culo...
culos - October 12, 2010, 2:01 pm
Duh! Thank you Captain Bobvious
Reality Lord - October 12, 2010, 1:59 pm

ehem...he got the names right because they are the female version of their South Park counter parts.
culos - October 12, 2010, 4:39 am
This is SAD! You really can name them... Get a life, find a girlfriend you can touch, no matter how ugly it's still better than having paper cuts in your member!
jameswnash - October 11, 2010, 9:53 pm
Lets see we have Kenisha, Erica, Kyley and Stanislawa


WASN'T ME MAN -


TAGS: dude sweet haircut
Rating: 4.85/5

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agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 9:12 pm
Aces!
Reality Lord - August 5, 2010, 8:03 pm

ditto!
Faceplant31 - August 5, 2010, 7:38 pm
Perfect!!!!!!!!5L


CHEATERS -


TAGS: pain cuts deep cubby
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Ed-Hyde - August 3, 2010, 7:11 am
True Aggy. I think its the only reason the male of the species is allowed to exist outside of captivity.
agdaniele - August 3, 2010, 12:18 am
Sadly, if he draws first, 9 times out of ten, he'll win.


SLEEPING -




ECCENTRICITIES -




HELL O KITTY -


TAGS: cute t shirt bang death cubby
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Ed-Hyde - January 5, 2011, 7:10 am
double 5's, one set for the poster, the other for Laoch's comment.
Laoch - January 5, 2011, 12:02 am
You say "sparkling pink daisy of doom", I hear "muzzle flash".


MISERY -


TAGS: cuts pain die deep
Rating: 4.32/5

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NumberXIII - January 27, 2012, 1:35 pm
Wow, LA, your posters are oftentimes really depressing... Still, 5L's!


SO CUTE IT MAKES YOU STUPID. - Somethings are so cute they lower you IQ by half.


TAGS: kitten cat cute iq stupid
Rating: 4/5

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Sho - February 2, 2013, 12:37 pm
It doesn't matter now.
steve1961 - February 2, 2013, 3:09 am
I know I'm all kinds of bad for saying this but I think sarcasm is a separate case and transcends just out and out meaness if it is used to make a point. I would be inclined to give Aquaman a pass on this one...but i aint up to me. Peace and love to all.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 1, 2013, 10:41 pm
Thanks for all of the good feedback. I'm glad you guy / gals like this post. Also I thought 'Dig My Dog' was only for dogs? Cool to know kitty where to post this kind of post. My 'R' key got stuck; that's why it's 'You' instead of 'Your'.
Aqualung - February 1, 2013, 6:33 pm
Is that the near queue or the far queue?
Sho - February 1, 2013, 1:39 pm
4L's for the laugh :)
Sho - February 1, 2013, 1:39 pm
So you're the one who made that tunnel in the queue
Aqualung - February 1, 2013, 9:40 am
I haz a PM box? SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MissPriss - February 1, 2013, 9:37 am
If you ahven't already, post this at dig my dog as well.
MissPriss - February 1, 2013, 9:30 am
Nicholsjoshua15 your poster was the 1st thing I saw as I logged in and it gave me the biggest awwww moment so thank you. It's almost too cute...teehee.
MissPriss - February 1, 2013, 9:24 am
Aqualung it is one thing to politely point out spelling errors about a poster, but if you feel so inclined to add insult in your commentary, do so in the form of a PM (PRIVATE message) to the member. FYI...check your PM box.
Aqualung - February 1, 2013, 9:00 am
Yes, some things (two words) do lower you(r) IQ by half. But as you started from eleven you're still ten and a half so don't feel too bad.


THIS BABY - Gets all the ladies




CUTENESS - it will get you anything you want


TAGS: cuteness
Rating: 2.88/5

More motifakes by guyfox



BUDGET CUTS - Ok, now its getting ridiculous




Budget Cuts -




PUPISM -


TAGS: cute dog
Rating: 4.44/5

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Reality Lord - April 6, 2013, 8:20 am

real nice poster swamp. if you upload this to both digmydog and moti-twist i think they would be very well recieved. :)


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